After a long and epic battle, we're finally graduating Barbaros!

A brief history of barbaros' journey:

run_md &                          # ETA: 6 years

while md_is_running; do
    cAMP_assay || arrestin_assay  # no Gs? try arrestin
    coffee=$((coffee + 1))
    sleep 2h                      # optional

done

readonly VERDICT="convinced"      # jury cannot override this
echo "Dr. Barbaros"